Favorite Cat Quotes

What's your favorite quote about cats or just something that caught your attention?

Here are a couple I thought were really cute:

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous

"Oxymoron: Catproof" - Anonymous

 

"The dog thinks: he feeds me, he walks me and he loves me. He must be a god! The cat thinks: he feeds me, he pets me and he loves me. I must be a god! "

 

I love this cat quote "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Schweitzer

No matter how bad of a day you're having, holding a warm, purring ball of fur kind of makes it go away, at least for a little while.

 

When I first read this thread, I thought of it as funny things that your cat says and was confused. haha My favorite is "Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience." ~ Pam Brown

 

PERFECT!! I love it!


Here is another I found today:

"If cats could talk, they'd remind us that their ancestors ate ours." - UnKnown

 

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.' -Ernest Menault (French writer)

 

"Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow." -George Will

 

"Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet." Ewww.

"You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat."

 

"Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic." Lillian Jackson Braun, author

 

This has to be one of my favorite cat quotes as well. It's so true!

 

Love the "Gods quote". lol! Actually, I suppose at times my cats act a little queenly and kingly but most of the time they just act like big babies.

 

"There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat." -Wesley Bates

 

"Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness." -Carl Van Vechten

 

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.” ― Micheal de Montaigne

 

The mirror never lies

says the cat.

 

"If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up." -Joan Asper McIntosh, writer

 

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

 

Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. - Gary Smith

 

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray

 

Oh so true! I'm pretty sure they do. I'm sure they have a mental file of every wrongdoing they've encountered and are happy to pay us back for them later. Any time my mom would upset my cat, she'd have to check her shoes and plants later in the day. Either the cat would pee on her shoes...or eat all the leaves off her plants, lol.